Fraternity Superlatives 2019-2020

by: Quaranting May 11, 2020 12:45:20 PM

This is unbiased, I am friends with guys in each fraternity. Take what is said with a grain of salt and don't get your panties in a twist because this is meant to be funny. Please feel free to make Sorority Superlatives.

Most Likely to Ask, "Where's My Hug?" - Phi Delta Theta
- They're that guy friend that likes you a little too much, but you don't want to be rude and tell him to back off. He thinks he has a chance but really you just keep him around for the attention.

Most Likely to be a Simp - Delta Tau Delta
- Most of these guys just want a nice pawg to settle down with. You haven't talked to the right Delts if none have simped over you yet. They will make a nice trophy husband at some point in their life.

Most Likely to Not be Known by Anyone - Phi Gamma Delta (FIJI)
- Ladies, you know that moment when your sister tells you she's started seeing a guy. If he was a fiji, she probably started off along the lines, "You probably don't know him, he's a FIJI". She ends up being right, you don't know him because who actually knows any FIJIs?

Most Likely to Send a, "Haha Wyd?" Text at 2am - Kappa Sigma
- If you've talked to a Kappa Sig, you've gotten this text. He will talk up his stroke game and eventually get you to go over even though the last time you went over he lasted a total of 5 minutes

Most Diverse Aesthetics - Pi Kappa Phi
- Whether you want an indie gaslighter that will tell you how superior his music/film taste is to yours even though y'all have the exact same taste or a country boy that makes pledges buy boots, they have it all!

Most Likely to Tell People "We HaVE thE BeSt pARtiEs" When in Reality They Don't - Chi Phi
- The last time you were at a Chi Phi party you were probably disappointed, if you weren't it's either bc you were making out with one of them or you like EDM.

Most Ignored Fraternity - Sigma Alpha Epsilon
- Despite having nice and attractive guys in their chapter, they just can't seem to come up in the ranks. Y'all will have your time, just not anytime soon.