announcement on behalf of the top house council

On behalf of the Top houses of Pi Kapp Alpha Sigma and Acacia, it is my honor to announce that by unanimous verdict the council has decided to preemptively kick off Phi Psi, Fiji and also Delta Upsilon, in an effort to make Snowdens job easier and also keep up an age old ISU tradition. Delegates from each chapter commented after the hearing, with Delegates from Pi Kapp saying quote " Honestly at this point we might just identify as a Sorority and see what happens" Acacia delegates struck a more optimistic tone, saying quote " Well at least we didn't go to WIU, life could be worse". Alpha Sigma delegates could not be reached for comment but where spotted by press burning Dsig flags behind a local Dennys.