acacia secedes from ifc

Hey guys, first off yes I am definitely in Acacia, why else would my username be Acacia (Think about it), I just wanted to announce on behalf of my chapter ( Which is apparently in a turf war with Pi Kapp and also Chi O and DZ according to Greekrank ) That we now have come to terms with the fact that we are now top house. That being said, we will be seceding from IFC, and taking on the bottom tier frats as vassels in our quest to finally finesse our way to getting out of March Madness and hopefully also eventually take over The Visual arts building as a chapter house ( Acting majors please get a real major, we are doing you a favor tbh ) Also if you are still reading this and haven't gone ahead and burned your letters in the quad as a show of fealty to our Chapter, I'll give you a day or two, this is an emotional time for all of Greek life. Now if the sarcasm of this post hasn't washed over you guys, your definitely an ISU student, congrats.
Acacia '69