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University:  University of Iowa - UI

Greek Organization:  Delta Tau Delta

Author:  The devry guy

Comment:  My friend was holding his lighter up to the dented ball when the ball suddenly burst into flames in his hand. In drunken survival mode, he threw the ball away from him faster than a Pikachu Quick Attack. It proceeded to land right on another buddy’s eye. The table tennis crucible deflected off his cornea and dropped onto the carpet, where it proceeded to burn a nice hole right into the ground. Long story frat, they didn’t get all of their security deposit back.