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University:  Pennsylvania State University, University Park - PSU

Greek Organization:  Tau Epsilon Phi

Author:  calvin can't jump rope

Comment:  So Jake, Jameson, Jack, and Ryan walk into a party, and immediately, Jake starts challenging everyone to a dance-off. But Jameson’s too busy trying to find the snacks, Jack’s trying to start a conga line with the dog, and Ryan’s debating whether or not to shotgun a can of soda or a beer. Eventually, they all end up in the kitchen. Jake’s doing the worm (kind of), Jameson’s eating all the chips, Jack’s pretending the blender is a microphone, and Ryan’s just standing there asking if anyone knows how to use the microwave. The host looks over and says, “What’s going on over there?” One of them looks up and goes, “We’re just here to make bad decisions and good memories, mostly in the wrong order.” And that’s how they became the life of the party... by not really doing anything party-related. Classic.