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University:  University of Alberta - UA

Greek Organization:  Delta Upsilon

Author:  2hotforthe_hospital

Comment:  Every member of DU Alberta seems to have emerged from an alternate timeline where fraternities are part think-tank, part circus troupe, and part improv jazz band. Their meetings, rumored to be held under a full moon, are equal parts strategic planning and interpretive dance. You don’t join DU Alberta; you’re absorbed by its peculiar gravitational pull. One minute, you're walking past their house on a Tuesday afternoon, and the next, you're in a toga debating the philosophical merits of oat milk.