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University:  University of Alabama Birmingham - UAB

Greek Organization:  Sigma Kappa

Author:  The Bird Keeper

Comment:  saw some good ratings on here and when to see what the hype was about. sad to say absolutely clapped birds. went to a function last august, absolutely abysmal scenes. as soon as I walked into the function hoping to see some fine blondes, three absolute goliaths approached me and carried me into a room with them. I felt like prime aaron donald trying to break through the eagles o-line the way I was trying to get away, but it was an impossible mission since they all mustve weighed 200+. it was like a tsunami of belly rolls pushing me into a room with them. when i say these girls were massive, they were massive. they mustve had pizza pockets stuck in their rolls based on the smells that were entering my nose and their belly buttons were as big as a tennis ball. even after 12 beers and 5 shots they only looked like they lost 50 pounds in my eyes and still resembled that of the great wall of china. i by no means consider myself a 10 however you could never catch me going out like that ever in my life. usually the more i drink the better they look but in this case it was the opposite. -10/10 boys save yourselves the effort as all you hear are the heavy pants of each ogre after they take no more then 5 steps.