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University:  Michigan State University - MSU

Greek Organization:  Alpha Phi

Author:  Drunken Stranger

Comment:  Last night, after an overindulgent evening out, I found myself in a dire situation while staggering past the Alpha Phi house, let's just say nature called urgently, and I was far from the sanctity of my own bathroom. In my desperate moment, the front bushes of Alpha Phi became my refuge. Just as I was making my peace with this low point of my night (and possibly my adult life), I was caught—red-handed and pants-down—by the sisters of Alpha Phi. Yet, instead of the scorn and horror I rightfully expected, what followed was an act of kindness so profound, it could only be the stuff of drunken legends. The most petite blonde sister, displaying a spirit of generosity that would make Mother Teresa proud, not only provided me with the most lucious wet wipe but also lent a helping hand. She gallantly offered her own delicately manicured hand to aid in my cleanup efforts. I learned what true sisterhood looks like. It's not just about sharing clothes or secrets; it's about providing wet wipes and a wiping hand to a drunken stranger in need. Huge shoutout to the ladies of Alpha Phi for not only preserving my dignity but also providing top-tier sanitation assistance when it was most crucial.