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University:  University of Minnesota Twin Cities - UMN

Greek Organization:  Alpha Delta Phi

Author:  ForeheadForehead

Comment:  Oh, my head is massive, it’s a sight to behold, It’s so big, I need a crane to hold. People stop and stare when I walk by, They say, "Is that a hot air balloon in the sky?" Big head, big brain, that’s what they say, But finding a hat? No, there’s just no way. It’s so gigantic, can’t fit through the door, When I lay down, I need an extra floor! It’s a noggin so large, it’s hard to miss, I give headbutts that feel like a kiss. Gravity’s pulling, it’s got its own field, My thoughts are heavy, but I’ll never yield! Big head, big brain, that’s what they say, But finding a hat? No, there’s just no way. It’s so gigantic, can’t fit through the door, When I lay down, I need an extra floor! I’m the king of bobbleheads, a walking statue, When I nod, it’s a natural disaster preview. You think it’s just a joke, but it’s all true, My head’s so big, it’s got its own crew! So if you see me coming, better clear the way, This noggin’s unstoppable, here to stay. Big head, big dreams, with a smile so wide, I carry the weight of the world with pride!