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University:  Texas A&M University College Station - TAMU

Greek Organization:  Kappa Sigma

Author:  QuestionableMonkey

Comment:  I am very conflicted and have to confront some emotions and experiences I wasn't expecting. The party started out amazing. The guys were chill, the girls were hot, and the music was a mix of current top 10 hits and unexpected classics. Things were off to a great start. And then they brought out the monkey. Apparently they keep a pet monkey as their mascot/leader/unofficial god. It seemed pretty cool--he was wearing a jaunty bowtie and seemed friendly enough. So me and the monkey started partying. And that little mammal can drink. Unfortunately, when he gets drunk, he gets a little handsy and belligerent. I wasn't expecting to have to fight the monkey. But fight we did. A good old fashioned donnybrook. Fisticuffs. Hard to say who got the best of each other. But he made me feel things I haven't felt before. And now I can't stop thinking about that monkey. 10/10 would highly recommend.