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University:  University of Missouri - Mizzou

Greek Organization:  Kappa Alpha Theta

Author:  truman

Comment:  when i first entered the kappa alpha theta household but instead of receiving a smile and water i was redirected to the basement with only one other girl of my size. before i knew what was happening the lights were turned suddenly. i then was fumbling around in the darkness when i felt a thick substance running down my back. behold they said as candlelight filled the room. to my surprised i was enclosed in a circle of actives all holding candles dressed in black robes. in the circle with me was the girl from earlier. she looked just as terrified as i felt. i then realized the gooey substance on my back bbq sauce. i looked up in confusion as the girls revealed pig masked and started oinking loudly at us in unison. a black hammer and a gold hammer dropped from the ceiling. as a mans voice from the corner said “only one shall leave” i turned my head quickly only to see the man emerging from the shadows was none other than dwayne the rock johnson. baffled at the sight of his god like figure and the reflection off of his glistening bald pointy head the other girl saw the opportunity to strike me in the gooch with her soon to be bloody gold hammer. much to her suprise i ripped off my mask to revel that i am in fact john cena and proclaimed “YOU CANT SEE ME” as i disappeared.