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University:  University of Texas at Austin - UT

Greek Organization:  Alpha Phi

Author:  McCombsGoblin

Comment:  If you are the homely girl-next-door type that would rather finish next week’s homework than get sloppy at a frat party, Aphi is the way to go. Good smart girls who can often be seen at one of the various university-affiliated churches next to their house (which is undoubtedly one of the best, appearance-wise). If you are ever fortunate enough to meet an Aphi, know that she is either a future titan-of-industry girl boss, or that she is looking for ways to increase her marriage appeal. Either way, she is too good for whatever that sick frat guy has in mind!