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University:  The University of Oklahoma - OU

Greek Organization:  Alpha Phi

Author:  PNM

Comment:  I was invited back to Alpha Phi today. I was so excited to return especially when I saw their most famous alum, Kourtney Kardashian, greet me at the front door and she said “Welcome to the Barbie Dreamhouse”. She offered me candy and I could not pass it up. I’m a sucker for Starburst. I knew something was off from the moment it touched my tongue. I felt tingling from my head to my toes and instantly shrunk to the size of a barbie doll. She kicked me under the rug and I haven’t seen her since. Does anyone know what party we are on?