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University:  Auburn University - AU

Greek Organization:  Alpha Delta Pi

Author:  Roadkill

Comment:  I am a quadruple legacy for ADPi (Boom Boom) so I was destined to go ADPi. Until philanthropy day... Everyone was super cute but then each girl that came up to talk to me whispered boom boom in my ear. Then they blindfolded me, and a weird girl came out of the kitchen and shoved McDonald's fries in my mouth. They tried to make me twerk with Ronald McDonald until the party was over. At the end of the day, I was walking to my car and the weird kitchen girl tried to RUN ME OVER. Luckily butterfly princess from the nuthouse wearing butterfly clips swooped me away and saved me. The kitchen girl claims she "accidentally" revved the engine but we all know the truth. Boom Boom