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University:  Northern Arizona University - NAU

Greek Organization:  Phi Sigma Kappa

Author:  vermont

Comment:  The weather was rough this day, as if there was an anger in the clouds of despair. I made my daily stroll over to the castle, where I was met by a guard at the door. He stood strong, upon a wild horse that I knew was not yet tamed. He rode off down the street, while tossing me the keys to the abode. I knew this was a sign to take matters into my own hands. Opening the door, I was met by zoo animals unleashed around the house. It looked like a scene from the original Jumanji film starring Robin Williams. One of the animals, which I knew from its sound to be the South Brazilian spotted leopard fly, greeted me by giving me rabies. I now lie here, foaming at the mouth, wondering how different the day would have been if that guard upon the trusty steed had not given me the keys. For those keys unlocked more than the house. They unlocked the beast within me. Fin.