If deemed necessary, reported comments will be removed within 7 - 10 days but usually sooner. Please submit this report ONLY if you STRONGLY believe this needs to be removed. Multiple illegitimate reports slow down the administrative process of removing the actual and more seriously unfavorable content.

University:  University of Illinois at Urbana Champaign - UIUC

Greek Organization:  Kappa Alpha Theta

Author:  LikesDixInMyAss

Comment:  Will the lovely women of Theta please let a desperate and wretched man be their eunch slave. I would get casterated and become a eunuch so that there would be no possibility of me sleeping with any of the residents. I would handle all of the various domestic tasks like housekeeping/cleaning. I’d also enjoy physical and verbal abuse and humiliation and being whipped if I didn’t do something correctly or doing stuff like cleaning the toilets with my tongue.