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University:  Northern Arizona University - NAU

Greek Organization:  Phi Sigma Kappa

Author:  mnmbmpamc

Comment:  I remember a few months back I went to the castle party on a Friday. I walked in and was immediately bit by the house dog, Grunty. The bite went deep and cut straight down to the bone. My left knee cap was disabled, and I have been in a brace for months now. Grunty did not hold back, and I had to personally unclench his jaws from my knee. Some of the brothers started pouring A1 sauce on me just so Grunty would keep eating me. I then went outside and the snow on the ground became soaked with my blood, so soaked that it attracted sharks from the Pacific Ocean. They flew in with such force that I thought they were going to end me for good. To my surprise, they went straight for Grunty. It was that day that I realized a friend in need is a friend indeed.