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University:  University of Texas at Austin - UT

Greek Organization:  Pi Beta Phi

Author:  vegetarian

Comment:  virtual rush has not stopped pi phi from giving each and every PNM their undivided attention. for the last few months my own personal pi phi has been living, eating, and sleeping under my bed. they do this so they can get closer to each girl bc they care that much! i was super worried about my pi phi but she reassured me that they do this stuff all the time all i have to do is water her once a day with la croix. at night though i did hear this weird bone cracking sound and it was starting to freak me out. i looked under the bed once to make sure she was okay and saw her transforming into her true form. im seriously not allowed to talk about what her true form was becasue she bit off three of my toes and said she would blacklist me if i told anyone.