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University:  Rutgers University New Brunswick - RU

Greek Organization:  Delta Epsilon Psi

Author:  Never thought I’d see the day

Comment:  I had been knocked down in life 1 too many times. My mother kicked me out of the house so I decided to buy a 1 way ticket to the U.S. Virgin Islands where I would buy myself a boat and just live at sea for the rest of my life. As I rode my boat further and further away from land I turned on my little TV and Shrek 2 was on! I felt so happy, I even dreamed of Shrek some nights. One night I heard a loud knock on my window and boom it was Shrek! I was so happy but then he angrily said “I’m done with you”...I cried all night (even shriek abandoned me) the next morning as I was getting ready to purposely sink my boat I saw a huge beast come flying towards me!! It was the DEPsi Ogre!!!! I began to spread myself to the DEPsi ogre as he chanted his fraternity calls! I never felt so alive.