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University:  University of Louisville - UL

Greek Organization:  Sigma Phi Epsilon

Author:  Anonymous

Comment:  I’m a female staff member for the University of Louisville Department of Intramural Sports and Recreation. I’ve been working for the department and the SRC for the past 4 years, and let me tell you, the gentlemen of Sigma Phi Epsilon are BY FAR the most wonderful club that I’ve gotten to work with. Not only are they incredibly handsome guys, with flowing locks of luscious hair that would rival Samson’s, but they’re also extremely sweet and caring. Never once have they tried to hit on me or even talk to me in an intimate way. They are on top of campus life in many aspects, which can be seen in their most recent Fryberger performance and their totally wild social scene! More than anything, I want to go to one of their parties, but they’re such clean standup guys, that they don’t even serve alcohol! None of the thing I previously mentioned, however, compare to their unmatched athletic skill!! They have been on top of intramurals almost the entire time I’ve been at UofL! I’ve heard crazy things about their three week pledgeship and I’ve heard that they are super strict about who they give bids to, but it seems as if they let anyone in that can play a sport! It’s so cool because they always win!! I absolutely love Sigma Phi Epsilon!! I’m not certain about much in life, but I know one thing for sure... I want to marry a Sigma Phi Epsilon and make cute babies with him, then send them to Louisville to be apart of the RSO with Virtuous, Diligent, and Brotherly Loving men!