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University:  North Carolina State University - NCSU

Greek Organization:  Lambda Chi Alpha

Author:  Malcolm X

Comment:  Next time you find yourself at one of their social gatherings, walk up to any brother and whisper “skimpy milk driblets.” They will take you to a secret room off of the third floor guarded by 2-3 of their creamiest pledges. Once inside, you will notice a large elderly woman in the center of the chamber actively producing the finest of milks. They explained that once they’ve harvested her sweet juices, they bottle it and later consume it once it’s peakly ripe.