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University:  Oklahoma State University - OSU

Greek Organization:  Alpha Tau Omega

Author:  Amish Pride

Comment:  It was a rainy night when our traveling band of Zoologists rolled into Stillwater. Our van was transporting a truckload of rare African Zip Frogs. They are indigenous to South America and are known for their poisonous secretions which we had hope to use in experiments to cure moderate to severe lactose intolerance. But just as we arrived onto campus we were t-boned by some Sig Eps in a fuchsia Mini Cooper. We survived the collision but the frogs began pouring out the fresh dent in the lab truck onto South Monroe Street. I was in pure panic because some crazied Phi Mu might try to eat them with a little bbq sauce. So I ran to the nearest house which happened to be the ATO fraternity. I told them my situation. They gathered around with buckets and spoons. The ATO brothers herded the frogs into the Phi Delt house where the overwhelming smell of Axe body spray subdued the frogs and the ATO’s managed to catch all of the frogs but one. Their fierce courage in the face of so much poison impressed my fellow zoologists. Sadly one frog got away. I hoped he’s not getting licked at Phi Tau...but we may never know. I may have lost a frog but I gained a friend in ATO.