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University:  University of Massachusetts Amherst - UMA

Greek Organization:  Pi Kappa Alpha

Author:  Fletch

Comment:  PIKE STILL EXISTS. Although it is thought that pike was kicked off campus last year after slaughtering a pledge and rearranging his limbs into a makeshift luge, they still exist. During the full moon, if you’re lucky, you can catch these degenerates crawling out of puffers pond whispering “where the loose kappas at?”.