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University:  University of Alabama Tuscaloosa - UA

Greek Organization:  Delta Kappa Epsilon

Author:  KDDKE

Comment:  The “D” in DKE def stands for “Dad Bod”. If you don’t have a top dad bod, with dad looking clothes, then you will not get a bid. Has a very rigorous dad bod rating system they use, which was created by a DKE alum for his Masters thesis. If you do not start working on your dad bod by sophomore yr of HS, then most likely you won’t meet criteria by spring of HS graduation. The Man is solely selected by having the best dad bod in his PC. DKE leads the way in dad bods, wanna-be dad clothes, and dad jokes. On campus you think they are 50 year old administrative assistants and then you’re like, “oh never mind, just your normal everyday 20 yr old DKE”