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University:  Washington University in St. Louis - WUSTL

Greek Organization:  Theta Xi

Author:  d3 fraternity

Comment:  Zach Steinberg came back from winter break and somehow grew to 6 feet tall, got ripped, and lost all of his body hair. He goes by the name Jake now and Theta Xi subsequently blossomed from a caterpillar into a beautiful butterfly. Hot Jake is undergoing transformations to achieve his final form known as Dylan Steinberg, which will fully embody the True Theta Xi man- hairy, girthy, borderline alcoholic, 4.0 gpa, socially awkward, top tier banter, and overwhelmingly average