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University:  University of Arkansas at Fayetteville - UARK

Greek Organization:  Alpha Omicron Pi

Author:  Jebadiah Stoltzfus

Comment:  Twas a stormy night as me & Maw steered our buggy north for the planting season. We are but simple Amish folk and not accustomed to riggers of city life. Our horse bolted upright somewhere along Maple street as ol' buck threw a shoe. That mare was not the only loss to the family as the jolt had caused our stash of goats milk & our daily food ration of scrapple to spring free. Maw teared up to see our supplies lay to wast on the road. Heartbroken but undeterred we surveyed the damage. That is when the kind ladies of AOPi came forth from their abode. It twas a Friday and seeing our dire situation they invited inside for chicken fingers. Even we Amish are aware of such prestigious customs as CFF. The sauces were many, the orange juice fresh squeezed and the comradery great. The young ladies helped us shoe ol' buck using only a Chemistry book, a Danny Devito key chain, and a Maybelline Fit Me Concealer tool. We made it to the planting field just at sundown. The harvest this year was indeed bountiful thanks in part to the efforts of the ladies of AOPi.