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University:  University of Washington Seattle - UW

Greek Organization:  Pi Kappa Alpha

Author:  BSNOTT

Comment:  Pike is honestly the sickest house in the greek system. Under my rule, we have climbed the ranks of the greek system and have become the most successful chapter in the world. I was able to manipulate the minds of all of my brothers due to my superior intellect that I gained from Management 320. As many know, I am a senior in credits, and I am graduating a whole year early, although I'm not sure how this relates to my main point that I am the greatest fraternity man of all time. All this aside, though, I have something to confess. I am a robot, who has been created by world class scientists to revolutionize the greek system, and start a new precedent for the superior fraternity man.