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University:  University of South Alabama - USA

Greek Organization:  Kappa Alpha Order

Author:  Kenny Chesty

Comment:  Hey y'all! Kenny Chesty here for KA! Does your sister have more teeth than you? Wanna join a frat where you won't be the only guy with 11 toes? Drive a truck that's so big it causes global warmin on campus? Then KA's the answer for ya! First off, KA ain't no fraternity. They're an order! And they'll always make sure to tell ya that cause they ain't frat boys, they're really knights. Yep, that's right! They even get titles like knight commander so you know cool they really are. Next, they've got a house on campus. Don't mind the pouches of skoal and empty 2 liters of mountain dew layin all around the house, that's just good decoratin. Last, make sure you come see'em when they tailgate at football games. It's like walkin into the fanciest trailer park in tillman's corner whenever they've got their tent setup. Call 1-877-4INBRED to join now! They'll answer your call whenever someone learns them how to read their letters and numbers and how to use one of them science fiction talkin machines that fit in your hand. Call now and you'll also receive a CD of my greatest KA hits including: -I lost my hunting knife so I lost my wife -I cried when my trail dog went blind -Mountain Dew Code Red: Best thang Jesus made -If it ain't got 30's lifted up, it ain't a pickup Call now y'all!