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University:  University of Washington Seattle - UW

Greek Organization:  Alpha Delta Phi

Author:  Croutongirl85

Comment:  Where do I start with these guys. First of all, on average, they are EASILY the most pale guys in the Greek system. Talk about pasty! All of this blinding whiteness, despite the fact that the majority of the kids crawled up here from California. They must really value exceptionally high-SPF sunscreen, which makes sense, due to their almost overwhelming prioritization of safety. We've all heard the saying "Earned Not Given", made popular by superathlete Lebron James, but if I could tell you one thing, it's that Alpha Delts EARNED the nickname "Alpha Softs". You can frequently spot Alpha Delts riding their fun bicycles around the GS, and you better bet your ass that they've got their helmets, STRAPPED. In their free time, when these guys aren't busy raising money for charities or jacking eachother off, they are pretending to be as drunk as the girl they are trying to dry hump later that night. Alpha delts are like that prepubescent, unathletic, short-legged kid in the friend group that thinks he's really good at sports because he was an only child with really encouraging parents.