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Poster Name:
Jay Hartzell
Poster Message:
This fine group of young men are the backbone of our institution. Their extraordinary leadership, dedication to service, and rugged good looks make them easily the top fraternity at UT. I was unsure about taking the presidentship until these boys convinced me that there was still hope for this university after the devastating reign of terror left behind by the quisling Gregory Louis Fenves. Personally, I believe it would be in the best interest of our institution to move the Phi Tau house into the McCombs School of Business. Current McCombs students will be relocated to 6th floor of the parking garage at 26 West. Additionally, we will no longer be performing the "Eyes of Texas" at UT football games. It will be replaced by "You're the Dream Girl of Phi Kappa Tau." Anyone who posts negative slander about this cornerstone organization will face expulsion, public humiliation, and in some cases, death. <3