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I could smell her, before I could see her in the darkness. She was nothing but shadows, but I could smell the stench of death, I could smell the farts. It was the old insane organic chemistry professor, standing in the corner of the fraternity, 70 feet beneath Bascom Hill. . She smelled like a fart. Her farts smelled like her. Her eyes were red like a lab rat, and she kept mumbling about flunking all the students in organic chemistry. And then she would giggle and fart more.