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Poster Name:
CHAD’S Chad
Poster Message:
Dawg they didn’t even let me into the party and I’m the biggest baller at UC my body count is over 100, my macros are on point, people chant chad whenever I walk into the room like I said girls fall on top of me. I walked up to the list guy and asked me if I was on the list, I was flabbergasted every frat needs my presence bc of my baller IQ and my ability to slam racks like it’s water. The dude said, “sorry you’re not on the list.” I stepped back in confusion almost falling over from the disappointment of not being good enough, then I became enraged wanting to almost punch the guy but I calmed myself down. I walked away went to another frat party still thinking about the glorious rave social that was happening at the ATO house. In my drunken rage and disappointment I called an Uber to take me to Mexico because I felt like I didn’t belong in this country anymore. I made out with 3 girls on my to the border including the uber driver. As I made it to the border we were stopped by the border police and I forgot I had a gram of an illegal protein powder not made in the States. The officer of the border police looked at me and asked to check my pockets. Rightpocket was fine but my left butt pocket had the illegal protein powder. He checked both front pockets then he hit it. My left butt pocket. I was shocked.I didn’t know what to do so i punched him and ran thinking I could knock him out in the process but no.He cuffed me and now I’m here in a cell writing from the prison computer