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not funny

Poster Message:
I call b.s. First of all, there's like nobody left on campus except a handful of upper classmen and they clearly would know what to do in this situation. Second, it's just another attempt at zeta bashing. Finally, if it really did happen (and, of course, it didn't), you clear out the underage drinkers, calls the cops or break down the door and find out who she is. The only possible reason someone would post this on this site is to embarrass zeta but, in this case, it backfired because the only one who should be embarrassed is the OP.