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Too Sad

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />there once was a girl...<br /><br /> Poster Message:
There once was a high school senior who thought about joining a sorority. She talked to her friends about it and she talked to older girls she knew at Mizzou to learn about what Greek life was all about. She decided she would go through rush. That summer she spent a lot of time shopping so that she would have just the right outfits and, of course, shoes. The August day finally arrived and she moved into the dorm. She started making new friends and found the other girls were so pretty and so smart: pre-med majors and accounting majors and journalism majors who had been editor of their high school newspapers. And they had such good grades in high school. She knew this wouldn't be easy. The first two days she was surrounded by outstanding girls who seemed to have it all together. Doubts started creeping in, especially when the houses she wanted to go back to seemed to not want her. So she decided on another strategy and started talking up some of the other houses, like Sigma and Phi Mu and Zeta. Zeta was the best of them and on the last day of rush it was her top choice. So she suicided Zeta, hoping for the best. Alas, she wound up with no house at all. And as all of the girls gathered at the Columns and reveled in their success, she decided she would make it her life's work to ruin Zeta, just as Zeta had ruined her dreams of sorority life. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the Zeta Basher was born.