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what if...even though I was caught driving real fast with no pants on and two deployed airbags...I had my eye closed? Would it matter if I gave them an ID from Missouri that says I'm 32? Also, let's say I'm on house arrest...will the sorority of my choice come over and conduct their business in my living room if I can't come out there? It's a simple request, people. You can't tell me I'm the first person to ever ask.