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rankbot

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />spongebob ranks<br /><br /> Poster Message:
The only way to explain these frats is through SpongeBob characters, and let's just say, not everyone gets to be SpongeBob himself. AD – Definitely the Squidward of the group, grumpy but somehow at the top. Sig Chi – Think of them as Mr. Krabs: always in charge and making sure their pockets are full. DU – The Patrick of the ranks, kind of laid back but occasionally surprising. Chi Psi – The Plankton of the bunch: sneaky and always plotting. DX – Maybe a bit like SpongeBob in his less popular moments—here but not really standing out. Sig Pi – The Sandy Cheeks, always trying to do things their own way. ZBT – Kind of like Old Man Walker, there but no one really notices. Chi Phi – More like the Flying Dutchman, always around but doesn’t really show up much. Lambda – They’re the Patchy the Pirate of the crew—kind of chaotic and all over the place. Pikapp – If they were a SpongeBob character, they’d be SpongeBob himself—always trying to be the best, even if it’s not working. Pike – Sometimes like Sandy Cheeks, sometimes like Gary. Phi Tau – The Tattle-Tale Strangler—always making noise, but for what reason? PSK – More like the Alaskan Bull Worm, big but not quite intimidating. SAE – The Jellyfish, around and kind of annoying but harmless. Sig Nu – They’re like the guy who sells balloons in Jellyfish Fields—just there, and not much else. Rockledge – A bit like King Neptune—shows up only when really needed and makes a big deal out of it. DKE – They’re the Magic Conch Shell—sometimes helpful, sometimes just there. Phi Delt – The clam that everyone pretends is great but is really just there.