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Leta Lestrange

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Dear In Need of Advice, Fred Baker is one of the rarest and most fascinating specimens that Sigma Chi has acquired over the past 4 harvests. Also known as "Frod Barker, Borks McCorks, and Bakes McCake," as a young child Fred overcame both an obscurial affliction and a maledictus curse. In this regard he is widely considered to be the second "Boy Who Lived". Raised in the humble forests of Connecticut, from a young age Frod has shown affinity for wine, fine food, and egregiously priced Nike sneakers. I would not go so far as to definitively pin Fred as the Zodiac Killer, but his somewhat frequent disappearences and rogue behavior do beg the question: Is fred harboring Voldemort in his cerebral state? In regards to your formal I feel strongly that Fred will be a delightful and electric date. His sense of fashion, survival instincts, and mastery of english prose will ensure you will have an evening filled with laughs, jokes, and dare I say... a kiss beneath the mistletoe? Cordially, Leta Lestrange
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