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Turkey on Rye

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />2018 rankings the real deal no b.s. anymore<br /><br /> Poster Message:
CHAPTER ONE: THE PURSUIT I WAS KILLING IT ON THE DANCE FLOOR LAST NIGHT. I WAS IN A CHIC ROMPER AND TALL HEELS. TALK ABOUT HOT, RIGHT? MY SNAPCHAT GAME WAS SO STRONG, I WAS SENDING ON AVERAGE 5 SNAPS A MINUTE. POUTY FACE AND ALL. AND I WAS WEARING KAT VON D LIPSTICK. SO I'M HITTING UP THIS GUY, I'LL REFER TO HIM AS MARSHMALLOW DADDY. CAUSE HE SO SOFT U WANNA PIECE A DATTTTTTTTTT. AND HE GOES "YOU LOOK PRETTY GOOD." AND I SAID "JUST PRETTY GOOD?" AND HE SAID "YOU RIGHT. YOU LOOK JUST OK." NEEDLESS TO SAY I THEN PROCEEDED TO BLOCK HIM. WENT FOR THE GUY IN THE BATHROOM AT THE BAR INSTEAD. TURNS OUT HE THOUGHT I LOOKED GREAT. MORAL OF THE STORY IS\n\n\n\n\nwhen you think you're killing it on the dance floor, you probably are.