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Poster Name:
Nick Zucco

Poster Message:
To be quite frank... you are screwed. My best advice is to wear a halloween costume during rush, and randomly scream curse words at children (considered frat/sorority in greek life). It's also important to understand Greek origins. For instance, maybe run a marathon before rush, or show up with pita bread and gyros. Either way, just whisper "Jawn Boil" to any chick you see and that my friends is an auto bid