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Poster Name:
Jaqueefus

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />Definitive Guide to Rush (for guys)<br /><br /> Poster Message:
Hey guys, I know a bunch of you are on here looking for where to rush/pledge, so I figured I’d give you some pointers to make your way into the top tier: 1) Stock your closet with nothing but jorts, Fox shirts and Ed Hardy. Make sure you use Axe body spray 3x a day. 2) Make sure you get some frosted tips and grow a soul patch. A regular goatee is acceptable but not required. 3) Roll up to the Frastle (that’s really what we call our houses) in your 98 Civic while blasting the music as loud as possible - preferably Limp Bizkit, NWA or Wiz Khalifa. 4) Once inside, leaving your sunglasses on, find the president and chug an entire white claw in front of him, and then crush the can on your forehead for extra frat points (we keep track of those). 5) Go up to any girls there, slap their ass and say “sup babe tryna get this dingaling in your gush gush”? Bonus frat points if she’s a brother’s gf. 6) Make sure to ask questions like “does your frat haze” and “what’s your chill to pull ratio”? Calling it a “frat” is of utmost importance. 7) Once you’ve decided on a top tier house, get the letters tattooed on your ass and show up to bid night with your jorts hanging low enough for everyone to see it. This is a tried and true method guaranteed to work. Please let me know if you have any questions.