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Poster Name:
All-Powerful Cheetah

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />Day in the Life of a SAE<br /><br /> Poster Message:
10am-wake up 10:01am-make sure no one vandalized the cheetah statue 10:30am-leave statue alone go inside put on backwards hat 11am-max bench 115lbs in the backyard gym 11:30am-clean cheetah statue 12pm-admire statue 2pm-talk with brothers how we should be top tier 2:30pm-be angry that TKE exists 2:35pm-remembers 20+ person pc, calms down 3pm-take pictures of cheetah statue 3:30pm-attempt to max out at 120lbs on bench 3:31pm-fail bench attempt 3:32pm-scream into the sky (its TKEs fault) 4pm-meditate near the cheetah statue 4:30pm-cheetah tells the chapter “run lib tn” 8pm-pregame lib 9:30pm-show up at lib 10:30pm-shotgun twea (8.67 seconds) 11pm-spotted a Kappa Sig 11pm-remember what they did to our cheetah 11:02pm-cold sweats, tremors, shear panic 11:10pm-wake up in lib bathroom (sticky) 11:15pm-shotgun twea (7.48 seconds) 11:20pm-hear cheetahs cry for help 11:21pm-6 more lemon drops 11:25pm-drive home (speeding) 11:30pm-arrive to cheetah, start inspecting 11:33pm-find finger print (its a TKEs) 11:35pm-drive through the TKE house 11:40pm-go to bed happy (defended cheetah)