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La di da

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />how to cope at sdt<br /><br /> Poster Message:
I had them through Philanthropy last year, so I made up a lot of alarming "fun facts" about myself and something must have worked. If you get them past philanthropy, stop at nothing. They will talk to you in groups of 2 or 3. If everyone is on board, I would suggest the Silent Humming Trick. As they talk to your group, hum softly in unison. When they stop, y'all stop. Continue until it gets sufficiently weird. Make up some games. Get creative. If someone asks you a personal question, say you can't answer it because you're a mermaid or other mythical creature. End with an awkward silence. The next girl in your group can respond to the question with something more outlandish. Ideas for the unfortunate people who make it to Skit: Turn to stare at one of the SDTs standing on the side. Do not move your gaze. Just stare, the whole time. Bring a friend in on this, if you can. A subtle version of t If you get to prefs, Panic Round begins. Now's the time to whip out more extreme tactics. If you are somewhere personal enough in the space where not many people can see, even better. As soon as a question is asked, begin tapping your head and muttering "shut up in there! All of you! Shut up in there!" You can also opt to have loud conversations with your multiple personalities and bring them in. You can engage a friend at your table if she is there too. She can bring in hers. They will never want you back. This is what they get for stomping into recruitment.