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Machine Don't Lie

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Honestly, it's best to overplay any situation. Don't forget to layer. A vest always comes in handy. You can dress it up or totally caj it out. I mean, have you seen the 80's? I know right? Anyway, what you'll wanna do is get some tuxedo pants and spray paint the word "chum" all over the ass area. When you get wasted and some rich boy tattoos a unicorn horn on your forehead, you'll have something to distract everyone with. No matter what, don't forget to HAVE FUN! Rush week is special for so many reasons.
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