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Poster Name:
Pirew

Poster Message:
One of my sorority sisters had a problem similar to this, she had an eating disorder, where she would only consume milkshakes, and nothing else. As a result, she farted morning, noon and night. She was the prettiest girl in our house, and everyone tried to get her to change her diet, but she refused. One day in the middle of RUSH she farted so much, that nobody could take it anymore, so she was told to go to her room, her bedroom, and remain there for the rest of the day. Afterwards, the air cleared, we could breathe again, our eyes stopped watering, and we continued with the business of the day. From that day forward, she was known as “farting Maria“, and when she graduated, our entire sorority literally breathed a sigh of relief!