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Poster Name:
Dgghhhh

Poster Message:
At the student union, fart after fart after fart, like a farting machine gun. Cleared the terrace, cleared the elevator, cleared the art studio, kept on farting. Farts smelled like chicken, people kept saying where are the chickens? There were no chickens, just my farts. I think I farted 500 times, the more I farted, the better, I felt, but the worse everyone else felt… Hooray for the Farting Clubs.