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In my fraternity, I secretly have a pet weasel. This was not a problem until recently, when my weasel started farting nonstop. My roommate doesn’t know that I have a weasel, but he can hear the farts, and he can smell them So far he blames me for the farts, and that’s OK, but sooner or later, he is going to figure it out, and he is going to realize that I have a pet weasel in our room Any advice?