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Poster Name:
Willow

Poster Message:
I am a senior now, and my claim to fame at my sorority, is that I am the prettiest girl in the house, and I have never paid for a meal or a drink in my life, and I probably never will. I also have dyslexia, and when I was a freshman, just after rush, we were invited to a fraternity party. But I misread the flyer, I thought it said we were invited to a “fart party“. But what really said, was that we were invited to a “frat party“. Anyway, I had my boyfriend buy me some Taco Bell, I ate a lot of it, and then I went to what I thought was the “fart party“. I farted my brains out, and then I kept farting, and I kept farting, and I kept farting. After about an hour, the dance floor cleared, people were choking, and choking, and choking. I kept farting. It was one of the happiest moments of my life.