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Poster Name:
goblue2012

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />top-tier d^k rankings (real!!!)<br /><br /> Poster Message:
Honest review of the top-tier d^ks in greek-life Top-of-Top: SAE/PIKE/Phi Psi SAE: The reigning d^k champions. (barely) Downside: Sophomores d^ks are of lower girth, and I’d assume the same goes for the freshmen. PIKE: Fun phcking d^ks. Like so fun. Like, if someone told me they only bid kids with fun, phat phking d^ks I'd believe them. Downside: These things get a lot of use so protection is definitely recommended. Phi Psi: Every one of them is slightly above average. Except for that huge Indian kid’s, I bet his is crazy. Downside: Due to them all just being slightly above average, they are the most forgettable. Bottom-of-top: Theta Chi: Effective, I’ll give them that. Downside: honestly some of the stumpiest d^ks. Short, vascular, and angry looking. Or maybe I’m just annoyed because I’m in (redacted) and we mix with them so much. Fiji: Pretty good looking and well-maintained. Downside: Far more flaccid than all other top greek life d^ks. It's a shame their owners are so lacking in virility. Everyone else: There probably are some great, unknown d^ks, but I don't care enough about this stuff to do all the research.