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concerned citizen

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />Jack McGiraffe???<br /><br /> Poster Message:
Why is Jack McDowell's neck so long? Is it for eating purposes, to graze on treetops or perhaps other tall flora? I think it may have also gotten him struck by lightning not dissimilar to a tall pole, because his hair looks like its been electrocuted. What gives?