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Secret Admirer

<strong>Subject:</strong><br />We Need To Talk<br /><br /> Poster Message:
Hey guys, I have been monitoring this glorious website for weeks now and finally have the confidence to share my thoughts into this illustrious and welcoming community. Now, let’s begin. Sig chi is certainly a fraternity here at maryland as they hold philanthropic and social events with PHA sororities. Next, I find the phi tau love to underwhelming as that fraternity is not only “top” but revolutionary. Their outlook on life should be followed by all smart citizens of the United States and the fact that they social with so many objectively attractive women leads me only to applaud them. I also think zeta psi is a little bit mid and kind of annoying. There’s been some talk about TEP and Lambda Chi Alpha on this platform as well. I am scared for the future of this country and more importantly the Greek community at umd. TEP may very well get into a violent territory war with Phi Tau which could lead to several casualties. Their epic chapter house is the perfect spot to launch a full on old town assault and I have seen the collection of ballistic missiles in their basement. Another secret I was told is that Kappa Alpha Order is preparing for large scale conflict by collecting forks and spoons to meld into battle axes. It will be interesting to see how they fare against the machine gun collection that Aephi has. Tensions are high, I hope phi tau remains safe. I will update when I know more